Toddler Talk: Round Five.

It has been way too long since I have done one of these, so I am bringing it back today...

ONE. & TWO. & THREE. & FOUR.

L: Can I sit on your lap to swing like we did last time?

M: Sure. I am not sure how well you will fit now though.

L: *sits down and makes every attempt at getting into a comfortable position before jumping off*

L: Daddy, can I swing on your lap instead because you don't have a gigantic belly like a preg-a-nant momma?

L: Daddy can you tell me a joke and I will say "You crack me up"?

L: Can we get that toy I have wanted?
M: What toy?
L: It is at some kind of a store, that has some kind of guy, that has some kind of pokey hair.
M: Oh, really? I am not sure what store that is.
L: Yeah well, I have wanted it for like 16 years.

L: You know daddy, I paint too. I built the company called The Little Buddy Works. Want to come to work and see my company?

L: Hey Uncle Chad can we play hide and seek?
C:Yeah
L: Okay. You hide in the closet!
C: But then you would know where I was.
L: Yeah I need to know where you will be so the strangers can't get you.

L: *Takes a big jump off of the stairs*
     Excuse me momma, you are supposed to say HOORAY when someone does something that cool.